Apperantly the Japanese have been developing humanity's replacement in secret. They are now teaching it how to be human. They expect it to have the reasoning capability of a small child in a few years. Pretty scary. I hope the batteries run out before it learns enough to be an adult. An even scarier thought... What if the learning can be transfered to the next artificial robot brain. You could concievably go through unbroken generations of learning, eventually becoming far smarter than humans.
At any rate, I welcome our new robot overlords.