Showing posts with label crazies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazies. Show all posts

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Truly a Most Amazing Evil...

The creepily amazing world of Walter Potter and his grotesque taxidermy collection. This 19th century Taxidermist is the man who invented the original card-playing dogs on velvet, only he didn't paint them.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/oct/08/walter-potter-exhibition-museum-everything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Potter

One is left wondering where he got all those kittens?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

KFC Goes for the Gold!

In the midst of our ever burgeoning waistlines, KFC has decided that more is better. They are test marketing a burger which replaces bread with two pieces of fried chicken. It is rumored to have more fat, salt, and calories than most other burgers offered by the competition. It is called the "Double Down".

Read more here...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

This Really Pisses Me Off!

Warning...Political Rant...

A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia. The two men claim that the company's owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince "views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe," and that Prince's companies "encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life."

In their testimony, both men also allege that Blackwater was smuggling weapons into Iraq. One of the men alleges that Prince turned a profit by transporting "illegal" or "unlawful" weapons into the country on Prince's private planes. They also charge that Prince and other Blackwater executives destroyed incriminating videos, emails and other documents and have intentionally deceived the US State Department and other federal agencies. The identities of the two individuals were sealed out of concerns for their safety.

Praise Jesus! All perpetrated by supposed moral and loving Xtians.

In Jesus' Name We Kill...

Elvis would never allow this, and the FSM would throw meatballs at them.

There is more about it here.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Oddity of Renfield Syndrome

A little known and rare mental disorder, Renfield's Syndrome, is manifested in an obsession with drinking blood. The afflicted are pre-dominately male, and believe they will acquire power and life energy from the blood they ingest. This mental disorder is named after Dracula's assistant, Renfield, who consumed small animals and bugs to obtain their life energy. This illness typical forms during childhood, and progresses from ingesting one's own blood to ingesting the blood of others. Eventually it becomes a matter of sexual arousal.

This mental disorder is sometimes evident in crime scenes. One of the earliest recorded cases in modern times was the unsolved Vampire Murder in Stockholm, 1932, in which the victim had her skull crushed and her blood drunk by the assailant. Other famous cases include the strange case of John Brennan Crutchley, the Vampire Rapist, who would drain the blood of his victims and let them linger near the point of death while he plied his evil upon them.

Renfield Syndrome remains a very peculiar and little understood mental disorder. Nor is it very well known outside of the fringes of Mental Health.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Not Sure What This is All about?


This card comes from the same people who talk about secession, blowing up federal buildings, and shooting people who believe different things than they do.

It seems the difference in Militia and Terrorist is very, very close. I guess being supportive of life means you have to kill everyone different than you.